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Will Smith
Big Willie Style (1997)
Just The Two Of Us

now dad this is a very sensitive subject
from the first time the doctor placed you in my arms
i knew i'd meet death before i'd let you meet harm
although questions arose in my mind would i be man enough
against wrong choose right and be standin up
from the hospital that first night
took a hour just ta get the carseat in right
people drivin all fast got me kinda upset
got you home safe placed you in your basonette
that night i don't think one wink i slept
as i slipped out my bed to your crib i crept
touched your head gently felt my heart melt
cause i know i loved you more than life itself
then to my knees and i begged the lord please
let me be a good daddy all he needs
love knowledge discipline too
i pledge my life to you

chorus

just the two of us we can make it if we try
just the two of us just the two of us
just the two of us building castles in the sky
just the two of us you and i

verse 2

five years old bringin comedy
everytime i look at you i think man a little me
just like me
wait an see gonna be tall
makes me laugh cause you got your dads ears an all
sometimes i wonder what you gonna be
a general a doctor maybe a mc
haha i wanna kiss you all the time
but i will test that butt when you cut outta line trudat
uh uh uh why you do dat
i try to be a tough dad but you be makin me laugh
crazy joy when i see the eyes of my baby boy
i pledge to you i will always do
everything i can
show you how to be a man
dignity integrity honor an
an i don't mind if you lose long as you came with it
an you can cry ain't no shame it it
it didn't work out with me an your mom
but yo push come to shove
you was conceived in love
so if the world attacks and you slide off track
remember one fact i got your back

chorus

verse 3

it's a full time job to be a good dad
you got so much more stuff than i had
i gotta study just to keep with the changin times
101 dalmations on your cd rom
see me i'm
tryin to pretend i know
on my pc where that cd go
but yo ain't nuthin promised one day i'll be gone
feel the strife but trust life does go wrong
but just in case
it's my place
to impart
one day some girl's gonna break your heart
and ooh ain't no pain like from the opposite sex
gonna hurt bad but don't take it out on the next son
throughout life people will make you mad
disrespect you and treat you bad
let god deal with the things they do
cause hate in your heart will consume you too
always tell the truth say your prayers
hold doors pull out chairs easy on the swears
you're living proof that dreams do come true
i love you and i'm here for you

chorus to fade
this is a good song dad how much am i gettin paid for this

Will Smith Gettin' Jiggy With It


mama-unh mama-unh I'ma come closer
in the middle of the club with the rub-a-dub, unh
no love for the haters, the hatersmad cause I got floor seats at the Lakers
see me on the fifty yard line with the Raiders
met Ali he told me I'm the greatest
I got the fever for the flavor of a crowd pleaserDJ play another
from the prince of thisyour highnessonly mad chicks ride in my whips

south to the west to the east to the north
bought my hits and watch 'em go off a go offah yes yes y'all and ya don't stop
in the winter or the (summertime)I makes it hotgettin jiggy wit 'emChorus
eight-fifty I.S. if you need a liftwho's the kid in the dropwho else Will Smith
livin' that life some consider a mythrock from south street to one two fifth
women used to tease megive it to me now nice and easy

since I moved up like George and Wheezycream to the maximum I be askin' 'em
would you like to bounce with the brother that's platinum
never see Will attackin' 'emrather play ball with Shaq and
 um,flatten 'empsyche
kiddin'you thought I took a spillbut I didn't
trust the lady of my life she hittin'hit her with a drop top with the ribbon
crib for my mom on the outskirts of Phillyyou trying to flex on medon't be silly
getting jiggy wit it

Will Smith Miami

Wild Wild West

Will Smith: 
Wild Wild West, Jim West, desperado, rough rider 
No you don't want nada 
None of this, six gunin this, brotha runnin this, 
Buffalo soldier, look it's like I told ya 
Any damsel that's in distress 
Be out of that dress when she meet Jim West 
Rough neck so go check the law and abide 
Watch your step with flex and get a hole in your side 
Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react, 
You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at, 
With Artemus, from the start of this, 
Runnin the game, James West tamin the west so remember the name 
Now who ya gonna call? 

Kool Moe Dee: Not the G.B.'s 

Will Smith:Now who you gonna call? 

Kool Moe Dee: *G double E G* 

Will Smith: 
If you have a riff with people wanna bust, 
Break out before you get bumrushed at the (Wild Wild West) 
When I roll into the (Wild Wild West) 
When I stroll into the (Wild Wild West) 
When I bounce into the (Wild Wild West) Sisqo, Sisqo 

Sisqo: We going straight to the Wild Wild West 
We going straight to the Wild Wild West 

Will Smith: 
Now, now, now, now once upon a time in the west 
Mad man lost his damn mind in the west 
Loveless, givin up a dime, nothin' less 
Now I must put his behind to the test (can you feel me) 
Then through the shadows, in the saddle, ready for battle 
Bring all your boys in, here come the poison 
Behind my back, all the riffin' ya did, 
Front and center, now where your lip at kid? 
Who dat is? A mean brotha, bad for your health 
Lookin damn good though, if I could say it myself 
Told me Loveless is a mad man, but I don't fear that 
Got mad weapons too, ain't tryin to hear that 
Tryin to bring down me, this champion 
When y'all clowns gon' see that it can't be done 
Understand me son, I'm the slickest they is, 
I'm the quickest as they is, did I say I'm the slickest they is 
So if you barking up the wrong tree we comin, don't be startin nothin 
Me and my partner gonna test your chest, Loveless 
Can't stand the heat then get out the Wild Wild West 

Dru Hill: We going straight to (when I roll into the)the Wild Wild 
West (when I stroll into the) 
We going straight to (when I bounce into the)the Wild Wild 
West 
We going straight to the Wild Wild West 
We going straight to the Wild Wild West 

Dru Hill: *freestylin* 

To any outlaw tryin to draw, thinkin you're bad, 
Any draw on West best with a pen and a pad, 
Don't even think about it, six gun, weighin a ton, 
10 paces and turn, just for fun, son, 
Up till sundown, rolling around, 
See where the bad guys are to be found and make 'em lay down, 
The defenders of the west, 
Crushin on pretenders in the west, 
Don't mess with us cuz we're in the (Wild Wild West) 

Sisqo: We going straight to the Wild Wild West 
We going straight to the Wild Wild West 
We going straight to the Wild Wild West 
We going straight to the Wild Wild West 
We going straight to the Wild Wild West 
We going straight to the Wild Wild West, come on 

(Wild Wild West) 
When I roll into the 
(Wild Wild West) 
When I stroll into the 
We going straight to the Wild Wild West (the Wild Wild West) 
(Wild, Wild West) whoo, uh 
(Wild Wild West) ha ha ha ha 
(Wild Wild West) uh Dru, Dru 
(Wild Wild West) I done done it again y'all done done it again 
(Wild Wild West) ha ha ha ha 
(Wild Wild West) Big Will, Dru Hill, uh 
(Wild Wild West) Big Will, Dru Hill ha ha ha ha 
(Wild Wild West) *the Wild Wild West* 
(Wild Wild West) uh 
(Wild Wild West) one time 
(Wild Wild West) uh, 
(Wild Wild West) *the wild wild west* bring in the heat, bring in the heat, what? 
(Wild Wild West) 
(Wild Wild West) uh can't stop the bumrush 
*the Wild Wild* (the Wild Wild West)

Wheatus Teenage Dirtbag

Her name is Noel
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
And oh how she rocks
in Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me

'Cos I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby... with me
Ooh

Her boyfriend's a dick
He brings a gun to school
He'd simply kick my ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an IROK
And he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me

'Cos I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby... with me
Ooh
Ooh yeah... dirt bag
No, she doesn't know what she's missin'

Man I feel like mould
It's prom night and I am lonely
Lo and behold
She's walkin' over to me this must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
Why does she give a damn about me?

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby... like you
Ooh
Ooh yeah... dirt bag
No she doesn't know what she's missin'

Wyclef Jean It Doesn't Matter

[The Rock]
Yo this is the Rock kicking it with the Refugee camp
And you're bout to smell what the Rock is cooking

[Wyclef Jean](The Rock)
Yo this is strictly a club record
Dedicated to everybody who used to stand outside in the cold
When the LFEX was spinning at the Red Zone
Putting it down
And the tired bouncers would not let me in
Know what I'm saying?
Yo, yo, yo, yo
I got fifty Bentley's in the West Indies
(It doesn't matter)
I got a pocket full of cheese and a garden full of trees
(It doesn't matter)
I just won the bingo bought a crib in Rio
(It doesn't matter)
Cause if you ain't sharing, people ain't caring
Come up in the hood and take everything you're wearing
Back in the days it was all about the clubs
And the so-called thugs used to dance the break for love
The girls, they wouldn't say HEY!
Unless you bought ‘em champagne like it was their birthday
Me I used to hustle my way in
I'm on the guest list plus five!
Who's performing tonight?
He said Shabba
Mister Lover that be needy and selective
(Someone jump the Rock's up in here)
Disrespect emcees and catch a smack in your left ear
Light up like Vegas when its time to gamble
Girls scream for me like I was part of the Beatles
But I'm not honey
But I could be your Paul McCartney
An ebony or ivory into my Jacuzzi
Foundation like Cool Hirth as DJ Red Alert go bizzerk
The needle ain't skip the record jerked
Cause y'all jumpin' too hard
(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)

[Wyclef](The Rock)
I got fifty Bentley's in the West Indies
(It doesn't matter)
I got a pocket full of cheese and a garden full of trees
(It doesn't matter)
What? I just won the bingo bought a crib in Rio
(It doesn't matter)
Yo cause if you ain't sharing, people ain't caring
Come up in the hood and take everything you're wearing
Yo Rock I just bought a fresh Bentley
(It doesn't matter you just bought a fresh Bentley)

[Wyclef](Melky Sedeck)
How many of y'all ever been to a barbecue
And you always got an Uncle Juan that wanna show you
How all the dances go
And they start it off like this
Electric side on the dance floor
Freaky-deaky like Studio 54
GIRLS!! Until the IRS raids it
Drug money get converted into music
The dope man becomes an entertainer
Leave that crack alone!
I told the customers
I'm into bigger and better things Mr. Fiend
You want a hit?
Give me a guitar and a drum machine
And the crowd will scream loud when the bass thump
I can smell it in the air, the smell is funk
Excuse me I gotta cough
Girl you in so much ice you could freeze New York
You're man must really love you
What does he do for a living?
(He works on Wall Street he's only home two nights a week)
That's when she said a little too much conversation
I think she want to indulge in lyrical masturbation
So I proceeded with the compensation, I said
Can I offer you a glass of Merrill Mrs. No Name?
(Let's get it straight huh, my name's Veronica)
She had the ass the size of South America
She said ain't you that kid that sing Guantanamera
Way before Ricky Martin started Livin' La Vida Loca
What hood you come from?
I was raised in Brooklyn, but did my studies in Jerusalem
The New Jerusalem yeah that's short for New Jersey
Checked my watch it was a quarter to three
Slid to her crib when we opened the door
Her man was on the bottle waiting for her with the 44

[Wyclef](The Rock)
Now what it look like, it ain't really that
(It doesn't matter)
So he cocked the gat at my top hat
(It doesn't matter)
Are you crazy? You was married!
(It doesn't matter)
Cause if you ain't sharing, people ain't caring
Come up in your hood and take everything you're wearing
Yeah that's when shorty walked up to her man
And she said I gotta go I can't be here no more
And she said this
[Melky Sedeck]
Take me home, to the place
I belong at the Refugee Camp
And the Booga basement
That's where I live, oh
Come on
Yo Rock I sold like seventeen million records

(It doesn't matter how many records you've sold)
Alright I'm with yo check it out
You wanna go get diamond rings
(It doesn't matter if the Rock wants to go get diamond rings or not)
Man listen, listen
I just got two new Grammy's man
(It doesn't matter about your Grammy's)
It doesn't matter

Soundtrack: Men In Black (1997)

Here come the men in black
It's the mib's, uh, here come's the mib's
Here come the men in black . men in blacck
They won't let you remember

Nah, nah. nah
The good guys dress in black, remember that
Just in case we ever face to face and make contact
The little held by me, mib
Means what you think you saw, you did not see
So don't brink be what was there is now gone
The black suits with the black ray bans on
Walk in shadow, move in silence
Guard against extra-terrestrial violence
But yo we ain't on no government list
We straight don't exist-no names and no fingerprints
Saw somethin' strange, watch your back
Cause you never quite know where the mibs is at
Uh, eh

* Here come the men in black, men in black
Galaxy defenders

Oho oho oho
Here come the men in black, men in black
They won't let you remember

Aha, aha
Now, from the deepest of the darkest of night
On the horizon, bright light enters sight tight
Cameras zoom, on the impending doom
But then like boom black suits fill the room up
With the quickness, talk with the witnesses
Hypnotizer, neuralizer
Vivid memories turn to fantasies
Ain't no mibs, can I please
Do what we say, that's they way we kick it
D'ya know what I mean
I see my noisy cricket get wicked on ya
We're your first, last and only line of defense
Against the worst scum of the universe
So don't fear us, cheer us
If you ever get near us, don't jeer us, we're fearless
Mib's freezin' up all the flack
What's that stand for? men in black

The men in black
The men in black

Let me see ya just bounce it with me
Just bounce with me (bounce with me)
Just bounce with me
Come on, let me see ya just slide with me
Just slide with me (sline, sline)
Just slide with me (sline, sline)
Come on, let me see ya talk a walk with me
Just walk with me (walk with me)
Talk a walk with me
Come on, and make your neck work
Now freeze

Ohhhhhhhhoh

Here come the men in black, men in black
Galaxy defenders. ohh, ooohh
Here come the men in black, men in black
They won't let you remember. oh nohh

Alright check it
Let me tell you this in closing
I know we might seem imposing
But trust me, if we ever show in your section
Believe me, it's for your own protection
Cause we see things that you need not see
And we be places that you need not be
So go on with your life
Forget that roswell crap
Show love to the black suit, cause
That's the men in……..
That's the men in……..

Here come the men in black, here they come
Galaxy defenders, galaxy defenders
Here come the men in black, oho, here they come
They won't let you remember. won't let you remember

Here come the men in black, ohh, here they come
Galaxy defenders. oho oho oho
Here come the men in black
They won't let you remember

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC “Achy Breaky Song"

You can torture me
With Donnie & Marie
You can play some Barry Manilow
Or you can play some schlock
Like New Kids On The Block
Or any Village People song you know
Or play Vanilla Ice
Hey, you can play him twice
And you can play the Bee Gees any day
But Mr DJ, please
I'm beggin' on my knees
I just can't take no more of Billy Ray

Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I might blow up my radio, ooo

You can clear the room
By playind Debbie Boon
Or crank your Abba records until dawn
Oh, I can even hear
Slim Whitman or Zamfir
Don't mind a Yoko Ono marathon
Or play some Tiffany
On 8-track or CD
Or scrape your fingernails across the board
Or tie me to a chair
And kick me down the stairs
Just please don't play that stupid song no more

Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
You know I hate that song a bunch
And if you play that song
That nauseating song
It might just make me lose my lunch, ooo

Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I think it's driving me insane
Oh, please don't play that song
That irritating song
I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain

Don't play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song
That "Achy Breaky" song
I might blow up my radio, ooo-woo

WEIRD AL YANKOVIC "Amish Paradise"

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies all I agree I look good in black fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Caruso
It's as primitave as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really rightous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might just have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise

WEIRD AL "Eat It"

How come you're always such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raison Bran
Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate
So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are some cryin' shame
You're playin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'll just have yourself to blame
So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what you're told
You haven't even touched your tuna casserole
You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
So eat it

I don't care if you're full
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter it it's fresh or tanned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeate it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cold, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a light snack
If you don't like it, you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it (oh lord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it

(oh no)
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for lunch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park
"My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark
Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets

He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates

He's Gump, He's Gump
What's in his head?
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
Is he in-bred?

Gump was a big celebrity
He told JFK that he really had to pee
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does

He's Gump, He's Gump
He's kinda square
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
What's with that hair?

Run run run, run, now Forrest
Run run run like the wind now
Run run run, run, now Forrest
Run stop!

His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man
His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut
He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt

He's Gump, He's Gump
He's not too bright
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
But he's alright

Is this Gump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Gump really brain dead?
I think so
Did this Gump make lots of bread?
I think so
And that's all I have to say about that

Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
'Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!'

The night Santa went crazy
The night St Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, 'It tastes just like chicken!'

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts

There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy

Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights

They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped

Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped in his brain

This one's goin' out to the strip joints
Yo, meet me at Suzy's Rendez-vous
For every Go-Go Bar
I'ma send this one out to the gentlemen's clubs
Magic City, New York dogs, Rolex
I be seeing y'all up in there late at night
I understand when your girl is stressing you out
(Crazy girls) Know what I'm saying?
Don't let the ladies fool y'all now, fellas
They be doin' the same thing y'all be doin'
Turn up my symphony, man
Turn up my symphony!
Drop a BEAT!)

[Chorus]
Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your dance shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna eeelope to Meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo

[Verse 1]
Ten grand, let me see you shake it like you got no
bones in your body and you was made to be a celebrity
Twenty grand, know it's a sin, but before me you show
me a little more skin it would fulfill my fantasy
Thirty grand, to the highest bidder but Chris Rock
said, 'There's no sex in the champaigne room'
Forty grand, looked into her eyes, I saw tears falling
down, type of tears that money couldn't buy

Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your dance shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna eeelope to Meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo

[Verse 2]
[Wyclef]
Excuse me, what is your name?
[Hope]
Uh, my name is Hope, yo
I was blessed with the body of the Goddesses
Have you any idea how hard this is?
I could flex in 25 positions
But I only work here to pay my tuition
Yo, tantalizing teaser
Table-top pleaser
Give me what I need a
Mastercard a Visa
Lap dance fantasy
Picture us on and on white canopy
Wyclef extended his hand to me
Like Billy D said he's feelin me
Take me away from here, so far
Where they ride horses, no cars
No more stripping in bars
Me and you 'Clef, against the odds

Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your dance shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna eeelope to Meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo

(Yo a lot of y'all sitting with y'all girls
fronting like the budweiser commercial
Talking bout, 'IIIIIII, I don't be going to the strip joints'
You lying man! You'd be surprised who you see up in there man
I got one question for you liars, man)

Shot callers, Wasn't you a preacher?
You calling her a hooker? He without sin cast the first stone
I met her on the subway, she gave me that VIP card
And told me if I ever have problems,
Don't hesitate to come by, yeah, yeah, yeah

Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your dance shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna eeelope to Meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo
Just 'cuz she dances go-go
It don't make her a ho, no
Maxine, put your dance shoes on
We going to the disco
We gonna eeelope to Meeeexico
Called up my mama, said I'm in love with a stripper, yo

(Yo baby, can I get another lap dance? I tell you I
got nothing but funny money, man New York

(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi

Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past
But most of'em were nudniks and none of'em would last
But ournew guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick
I tell ya, he's to die for - he really knows his shtick

So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew?
Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too
Working' like a dog at the synagogue
He's there all day, he's there all day
Just say 'Vay is mir!' and he'll kick into gear
He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer
Just grab your yarmulka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

He shops at discount stores, not just any will suffice
He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price
He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel
But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal!

People used to scoff, now they say 'Mazel tov!'
He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off
Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul
What's not to like? What's not to like?
Oh high holy days, you know he prays and prays
And he never eats pastrami on white break with mayonnaise
Put on your yarmulka and
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss
He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss
They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hhhhhip
The parnets pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip!

(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey!

He's doin' well, I gotta kvell
The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell
Show up at his home, he says, 'Shalom!'
And 'Have some cake-You want some cake?'
Yeah he calls the shots, we really love him lots
Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz!
So grab your yarmulka--
The one you got for Chanukah--
Let's put on our yarmulkas and--
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

eyes, like a sunrise
like a rainfall
down my soul
and i wonder, i wonder why you look at me like that
what you're thinking
what's behind
don't tell me, but it feels like love

CHORUS
I’m gonna take this moment
and make it last forever
I’m gonna give my heart away
and pray we'll stay together
'cause you're the one good reason
you're the only girl that i need
'cause you're more beautiful than i have ever seen
I’m gonna take this night and make it evergreen

touch, like an angel
like velvet to my skin
and i wonder
wonder why you wanna stay the night
what you're dreaming
what's behind
don't tell me, but it feels like love

(repeat chorus)

don't tell me, but it feels like love

(repeat chorus to end)

I never thought I could be feeling this way
Standing here in front of you this perfect day
It's hard to imagine where tomorrow will lead
I'll keep this moment in my mind for eternity

Even through the rain I kept my faith
The will to follow through
And I never lost the strength within

I'm flying high like the wind
Reaching the impossible, I'll never doubt again
I'm flying high 'cos your love’s made me see
That anything is possible
Possible 'cos you believe in me

You were my saving grace
You told me I was not alone
Alone in this place, no
I never believed it that a dream can come true but
If anyone has changed my mind then baby it's you

Even through the rain I kept my faith
The will to follow through
And I'll never lose my way again

I'm flying high like the wind
Reaching the impossible
I'll never doubt again, I'm flying high
'Cos your love's made me see
That anything is possible

It's possible to spread my wings
And reach into the sky
Believe that I can fly away
When you’re by my side

Reaching the impossible, I'll never doubt again
I'm flying high 'cos your love's made me see
That anything is possible
Possible when you believe in it
Anything is possible
Possible when you believe in me
When you believe in me

[Verse 1]

Eyes, like a sunrise
Like a rainfall
Down my soul
And I wonder,
I wonder why you look at me like that
What you're thinking,
What's behind
Don't tell me, but it feels like love

[Chorus]

I'm gonna take this moment
and make it last forever
I'm gonna give my heart away
and pray we'll stay together
'Cause you're the one good reason
You're the only girl that I need
'Cause you're more beautiful than I have ever seen
I'm gonna take this night
and make it Evergreen

[Verse 2]

Touch, like an angel
Like velvet to my skin
And I wonder,
Wonder why you wanna stay the night
What you're dreaming
What's behind
Don't tell me, but it feels like love

[Chorus]

(Don't tell me, but it feels like love)
[Chorus to end]

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